[ITP the Avacabin yells at Zuko.]

[capthlock_rage]

[So guess who didn't come back to the cabin last night after getting vored by a teenage girl! Well, he's trying to sneak in unnoticed now.]

[Let's see how that goes.]

Comments

[capthlock_rage]

[nod]

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

[this is simultaneously awkward and terrifying]

[capthlock_rage]

... Listen, she's... a pretty teenage girl with brown hair. So, uh, if any of those ask you to go somewhere with them... don't.

[iseeyouflaming]

[turn heel twist I am heading out that door with my hands at my swords]

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

*grabs onto the back of your shirt 8|*

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

Jet!

[MANTACKLES--oh whoops]

[iseeyouflaming]

-gkk!

[combined attack of CHOKE]

[capthlock_rage]

[oh my god you guys. YOU GUYS. orz]

. . . Jet, if you get eaten, I'm breaking up with you. I mean it.

[iseeyouflaming]

Gkk.

[capthlock_rage]

Look, the top of my head really itches, so can someone either scratch it for me or let me down?!

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

*kicks at the ground and jerks Jet back into an upright position*

You're not going to help matters by going out there and putting yourself in danger.

[iseeyouflaming]

She's the one endangering us all!

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

[picks himself up off the ground]

Are you trying to get eaten!? Seriously!

[iseeyouflaming]

She ate Zuko!

[capthlock_rage]

... If it helps, she's probably full now.

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

So what happens the next time she gets hungry?!

[capthlock_rage]

Maybe we should try not to make it worse by getting on her bad side! It's not like I'm still dead!

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

That's great, isn't it? You're still not dead!

[capthlock_rage]

. . . Yes?

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

So it's okay for you to die and keep dying?!

[capthlock_rage]

I don't want anyone else getting hurt because of me! How many times do I have to say that?!

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

WELL STOP GETTING YOURSELF INTO TROUBLE THEN!

[capthlock_rage]

OW! Maybe if it didn't come looking for me all the time, I wouldn't!

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

Stop letting it find you!

[capthlock_rage]

It would find me even if I stayed in the cabin forever! I was born unlucky! It's just how it is!