CHRISTMAS GIFTS OF THE FIRE NATION!!!!
Dec. 25th, 2007 11:54 amMai: MY TONGUE. Also a shiny new red-handled dagger with a note attached that reads "Think of me when you use this. Not because you want to stab me, that is, but ... Anyway, Merry Christmas."
Ty Lee: A Chia kitten and a tin of Christmas cookies.
Euphie: Some pretty, pretty hair ribbons. There's a note attached -- about three quarters of the paper is covered in crossed-out sentences, but what's left reads "Girls are supposed to like these, right?"
Jet: Doesn't get a gift, but he will find a super-manly note attached to his tree suggesting (in a totally manly way) that they should have a manly, manly spar sometime.
Yuuri: A fruitcake. One of the kind that sits around forever and ever and ever and you give it to someone else next year. Because apparently it's tradition or something.
Azula: His darling sister gets a long-winded letter detailing all of Zuko's many, many EMOTIONS!!1! that he wants to get off his chest, which include, among others, ANGER! and HURT FEELINGS! and... you get the idea. It ends with "... but have a nice Christmas anyway, I guess." The note is attached to a fancy pen: the most inoffensive gift you can get anyone.
Ty Lee: A Chia kitten and a tin of Christmas cookies.
Euphie: Some pretty, pretty hair ribbons. There's a note attached -- about three quarters of the paper is covered in crossed-out sentences, but what's left reads "Girls are supposed to like these, right?"
Jet: Doesn't get a gift, but he will find a super-manly note attached to his tree suggesting (in a totally manly way) that they should have a manly, manly spar sometime.
Yuuri: A fruitcake. One of the kind that sits around forever and ever and ever and you give it to someone else next year. Because apparently it's tradition or something.
Azula: His darling sister gets a long-winded letter detailing all of Zuko's many, many EMOTIONS!!1! that he wants to get off his chest, which include, among others, ANGER! and HURT FEELINGS! and... you get the idea. It ends with "... but have a nice Christmas anyway, I guess." The note is attached to a fancy pen: the most inoffensive gift you can get anyone.