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[insert swooning here]

((OOC: catchall post for further Mary Sue fever threads! Mm, delicious self-indulgence. POST IS OPEN TO ANYONE))

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[iseeyouflaming]

It's your manwomb, Dad.

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...

[iseeyouflaming]

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!

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AUUUUGH NO

[iseeyouflaming]

UNCLE WOLFRAM HAS ONE!

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HE IS NOT YOUR UNCLE!

[iseeyouflaming]

UNCLE WOLFRAM HAS ONE AND HIS KIDS GET BROTHERS AND SISTERS

WHY DIDN'T YOU AND DAD EVER GIVE ME LITTLE BROTHERS AND SISTERS?!

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I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE DIDN'T WANT TO DIG OURSELVES ANY DEEPER--

... Wait, what?

[iseeyouflaming]

[SINGLE TEAR ON RYUUFIO'S FACE]

are you saying you and dad don't love me

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[pained wince]

... Who's... "Dad"?

[iseeyouflaming]

....................................

seriously

did you seriously ask me that question

dad

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How does that even work?!

[iseeyouflaming]

I told you, Wangalaria blesses you! With a butterus!

And then no one will tell me the rest, but I saw Uncle Sokka make these hand gestures once.

[hand gesturing as well as you can when you're a DRAGON]

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Aaah! Ew! Stop that! That's not what I meant!!

[iseeyouflaming]

I THOUGHT I WAS A PRODUCT OF LOVE

LOVE AND A BUNCH OF LUBE

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LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING

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... Wait, are we married?




Wait are we unmarried?!

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE!!

[iseeyouflaming]

I don't wanna answer that question anymore.

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You started it!

[iseeyouflaming]

...that's...another path for you to travel down...

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It's no, isn't it?!

[iseeyouflaming]

[RYUUFIO IS FADING AWAY]

Remember the third paaaath...

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WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE COMMITMENT?!

[iseeyouflaming]

The third paaaaaaaaaath...