capthlock_rage | [ITP HOSPITAL SHENANIGANS]

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[in a hospital bed, poking sullenly at a jello cup :/]

((This is not awesome enough to be in the main comm, but all are welcome to tag in. ♥))

... Green.

Food shouldn't be that color unless it's a salad.

...

[shrugs and takes another bite]

... But if you like that kind of thing...

I will admit, I'm not a huge fan of salad. But after the first few bites, this isn't so bad.

Well, keep it. I don't have much of an appetite.

[reaches out

slowly

... and pokes your arm with one finger]

. . .

[WHERE IS MY COMICALLY SATISFYING ELECTRIC SHOCK]

Just checking.

You're so weird.

I have a natural curiosity.

I'm not a science project.

That depends on which doctor's treating you.

["augh" of agreement]

They're all so weird...

At the risk of sounding like Jet? Careful they don't slip you something.

[... homph, jello]

They haven't yet... as far as I know...

I didn't have surgery, did I?

...

Did you check for scars?

I can't tell under the bandages!

[GETS HIS POKING FINGER READY]

[h-hey now]

[hold still for science]

Does this hurt?

[only winces a little]

Not much?

How about this?

[aaand a jab over there!]

Not so hard!

Pretty sure you have all your organs.

Probably.

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