[ITP the Avacabin yells at Zuko.]

[capthlock_rage]

[So guess who didn't come back to the cabin last night after getting vored by a teenage girl! Well, he's trying to sneak in unnoticed now.]

[Let's see how that goes.]

Comments

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

No crazy girls involved whatsoever?

[capthlock_rage]

............................

[iseeyouflaming]

Zuko.

[capthlock_rage]

It doesn't matter, okay? I'm fine! I'm not hurt. You can check for yourself.

[iseeyouflaming]

Fine.

[STICKS HIS HANDS DOWN ZUKO'S PANTS (platonically)]

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

[GAGS and also covers Toph's eyes]

WARN US FIRST!

[capthlock_rage]

[HOLY FREAKING CRAP SHOVES JET BACK although his feet are still rocked to the floor, awkward]

[iseeyouflaming]

I could keep searching.

Or you could tell us what happened.

[CIRCLIN' 'ROUND BEHIND YOU]

[capthlock_rage]

You don't have to violate me!

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

*still standing there with Sokka's hands over her eyes*

Would you guys stop that? Save that for later. I've got better ways of interrogating him.

[capthlock_rage]

. . . What.

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

[lowers his hands and resumes trying to look intimidating]

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

Are you going to tell us, or not? Zuko?

[capthlock_rage]

[BITES HIS TONGUE]

[iseeyouflaming]

[...well okay, backing off]

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

*AND SUDDENLY! From the wall behind Zuko protrudes out two clamps that cuff his hands to the wall!

So now that Zuzu can't move...




exposes his feet, earth clamping around his ankles instead.*

Someone remove his shoes.

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

[pulls out...














THE FEATHER]

[capthlock_rage]

W-what-- hey! No!

[iseeyouflaming]

You guys play dirty.

[BENDING DOWN TO GET THOSE BOOTS]

[capthlock_rage]

Traitor.

[iseeyouflaming]

Hey, I'm always up for my plan.

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

[clears his throat, crouches down, and BEGINS STAGE ONE]

[capthlock_rage]

[KICKFLAILSQUIRMSNORTALSJFDLDJLFSAJGHASKDJFA]

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

*Don't mind me, I'm practising my evil laughter*

[capthlock_rage]

[YOU ARE THE WORST FRIENDS]