[ITP the Avacabin yells at Zuko.]

[capthlock_rage]

[So guess who didn't come back to the cabin last night after getting vored by a teenage girl! Well, he's trying to sneak in unnoticed now.]

[Let's see how that goes.]

Comments

[capthlock_rage]

[has... a tiny little tear... in his good eye... damn you all]

I'm glad you're all enjoying this.

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

You brought it upon yourself, Zuko.

[capthlock_rage]

Would you let me down now?

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

Nope. You don't talk with your hands or your feet.

[capthlock_rage]

. . . fine. If I tell you fast, will you let me down?

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

I'm a reasonable person.

[capthlock_rage]

I... kind of died.

[iseeyouflaming]

[...WHAT]

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

...

"Kind of"!?

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

*what*

[capthlock_rage]

[mannnn this is uncomfy]

There was... a girl, and. She said she needed help, which was -- I should have known better, because she's only ever been a jerk, but -- anyway. She didn't look very good. At all. So she asked me to walk her back to her cabin, and it wasn't like I was going to say no, because... sick girl! And... anyway... we started -- she, uh --

... well, that's not important, but after that she overpowered me and. Um. I... think I might have been eaten.



Can I get down now?

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

You got eaten?!

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

[whoa wait what]

[iseeyouflaming]

[WHAT]

[capthlock_rage]

... It was kind of unclear.

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

...

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

...

[iseeyouflaming]

How can it be unclear?

[capthlock_rage]

I wasn't exactly around for a lot of it, okay?

[iseeyouflaming]

What the fuck? Why didn't you fight fucking back?

[capthlock_rage]

I didn't have warning! One minute she was trying to--

... I just didn't!

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

You can shoot fire!

[capthlock_rage]

Well, it's not really shooting, it's more like an extension of my movements, but...

[overthetoph.livejournal.com]

That's not the point!

You're a firebender, Zuko! What's the use of calling yourself that when you can't even use it to protect yourself?!

[iseeyouflaming]

-wait, what was she trying to do? Who is this, anyways?