I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY

[capthlock_rage]

Cast of the live-action Avatar movie announced!

This. This has to be a joke, right? Right? I'm waiting for the "lol j/k" you guys because -- well all right, nothing about this is even remotely okay but scroll down to the bottom

hahahahahahahahahahasob

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[boomtoday.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS GOING TO DIE IN PRE-PRODUCTION HELL

LIKE THE EVA MOVIE


WHY HASN'T IT DIED YET

[capthlock_rage]

BECAUSE M. NIGHT SHYMALAN IS DOING IT AND NO ONE WILL EVER TELL HIM NO EVEN AFTER THAT MOVIE WITH THE TREES?

[get-sometail.livejournal.com]

SHYMALAN. I ACTUALLY ENJOYED LADY IN THE WATER. PROBABLY BECAUSE OF PAUL GIAMATTI. BUT NO. JUST NO. STOP.

this is a joke right?

[(Anonymous)]

MNS has already manged to eff up this movie before its even started!!
Jesse as Zuko?
and what about how pale is the girl who gonna play katara?? isnt she meant to be tanned?!?!
gaah -

[whoisashrimp.livejournal.com]

......................

I refuse to believe this is true.

[capthlock_rage]

IF IT IS A JOKE IT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS JOKE EVER

[whoisashrimp.livejournal.com]

WITHOUT A DOUBT

[flame-oooooon.livejournal.com]

W-What. For Zuko's actor. What.

[BURNS EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND IF IT'S TRUE]

[capthlock_rage]

I WILL LAUGH FOREVER

LAUGH THROUGH THE TEARS

lol zuko is roxas lol

[flame-oooooon.livejournal.com]

God this is hilarious and horrifying at the same time. WELL DONE ACHIEVING THAT SHYMALAN. WELL DONE.

[accepts]

Clearly, they care about your beautiful soul just as much as they care about mine.

[frogdance.livejournal.com]

...darn. Beat me to it.

I JUST WANT YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL, AVATAR.

[very-verydanger.livejournal.com]

............

I am willing to admit that maybe Justin Chatwin will be better than that. Maybe.

[head-overheels.livejournal.com]

Who has two thumbs and will be torrenting this movie at best? This guy.

[anenduringoath.livejournal.com]

..............................

HI ZUKO HI?!

[anenduringoath.livejournal.com]

Also, why is not a single one of them Asian in origin :|

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

For the same reason that nobody in the Earthsea miniseries was black. :Db

[anenduringoath.livejournal.com]

...

You HAD to remind me. :(

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

I am actually sitting here rereading Ursula K. LeGuin's disowning of the entire series to cheer myself up.

[anenduringoath.livejournal.com]

I will love the original books forever, but that miniseries. Sob. No. ;o;

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

This may help. (http://slate.com/id/2111107/)

[anenduringoath.livejournal.com]

I read that when it came out! I love LeGuin forever. :(

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

She makes me unashamed to admit that The Left Hand of Darkness is the book I reread most often. ♥ So much love.

I think I veered off topic BUT HOPEFULLY THAT LINK WILL HELP PEOPLE ;;

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

...sob hollywood :(

[xenoglossy]

goddammit, I'm still trying to forget about that >/

[gant-touch-this.livejournal.com]

M-my thoughts exactly.

[accepts]

HEY ZUKO LET'S DO A DUET

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm kind of laughing. and crying. at the same time. HOLLYWOOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. …AGAIN.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I think the overwhelming response to this is laughter and tears. Just when I think I've lost all my soul, I still find a little bit more to lose.

[toxicological.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite bit is how there's all these adorable youngesters AND THEN, JESSE MCCARTNEY WITH VISIBLE WRINKLES. He is certainly not going to stand out at all.

[frogdance.livejournal.com]

...now do you wish they had chosen the youngest Basco brother?

[itcamefromcamp.livejournal.com]

...hahaha white people playing the Watertribe kids

[unicorn]

...oh god I'm so sorry

[likeamacktruck.livejournal.com]

I SAW THIS EARLIER ON ANOTHER SITE

I PRAYED WITH ALL MY HEART IT WAS A HORRIBLE KIND OF JOKE

s-sob

[laserdragon.livejournal.com]

That's just. Disappointing. Really, Shyamalan? Really?

[o-sarchasm.livejournal.com]

I WANT CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY. FUCK JESSE.

also sokka and katara need blackface, my version was better and TOPH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Both of them.

[starsofnite.livejournal.com]

... jkgchgfz

[myarrrrm.livejournal.com]

I DID AN ENTIRE RECASTING IN THE CHAN. YOU MISSED IT.

[waaaaaaaaaaaarp.livejournal.com]

At first I just felt mildly pedo because Sokka and Katara's actors are really pretty -- and then I got to Zuko and I laughed. A lot.

ALSO it's pretty cool that Aang is being played by a karate kid.

[weirdweb.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL

I'm sorry, I-I got to Zuko's casting and I honestly LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO DAMN HARD.

Shymalan, what are you thinking?

[starsofnite.livejournal.com]

Mostly I am just laughing a lot

Maybe I can keep this up and... just.... keep... laughing....... sob

THIS ICON SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

[gant-touch-this.livejournal.com]

[riley-boi.livejournal.com]

........oh. oh WOW. I-i'm sorry i lol'd.

[iseeyouflaming]

>8[

[sharpasfire.livejournal.com]

People keep suggesting Ryan from High School Musical plays Jet.

[hislittlevoice.livejournal.com]

There's already a shoop of Jesse with a burn scar.

Did they just look at Basco's poetry and decide they needed someone musical and fruity? Because they could have just used Basco.

[wonderseal.livejournal.com]

What. WHAT.

[avatarskeeper.livejournal.com]

I AM HIDING. A LOT.