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[capthlock_rage]

[continuation of... a horrifying thread.]

Comments

[iseeyouflaming]

-but it doesn't burn through them! Your eye is baby-free, okay?

[capthlock_rage]

[askjhfljkdfklhd why do I know you]

[playingdoctor]

The eyebrows aren't as bad as the eye itself. Eyebrows you can always just [mimes spitting in a hand and casually slicking his eyebrow down] Eye it just stings like a bastard. So, how's your eye feel?

[capthlock_rage]

Fine, it's fine, just a little sore, and stop bonding with him over --

[flail]

[iseeyouflaming]

...wait, Firebenders don't - you don't burn things with that, do you? Can you?

[playingdoctor]

....That'd have bad reproductive implications, I'm just saying.

[capthlock_rage]

--NO! That's -- no, where did you even -- AUGH, WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS!!

[iseeyouflaming]

Just one of those rumours you hear growing up, that's all! Calm down. We're just a couple of guys, talking about normal stuff.

...normalish, anyways.

[capthlock_rage]

I've never heard that! And it's not normal! And don't talk about it in front of people!!

[playingdoctor]

It's normal, it's normal.

[capthlock_rage]

augh

[iseeyouflaming]

How's your eye feeling? Can you blink at all?

[capthlock_rage]

It's fine. It's had worse.

[iseeyouflaming]

[Covers your good eye]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[capthlock_rage]

. . . six?

[playingdoctor]

Oh boy.

[capthlock_rage]

No, wait... three... four?

[iseeyouflaming]

I'm not holding up any, Zuko.

[capthlock_rage]

. . .

[iseeyouflaming]

You can't see out of that eye, can you.

[capthlock_rage]

I can!

Kind of!

[iseeyouflaming]

I mean right now.

[Removing my hand. CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?]

[capthlock_rage]

[blinks a bit, ack bright]

... Yes.