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[capthlock_rage]

[continuation of... a horrifying thread.]

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[capthlock_rage]

[following, just kind of ... poking at his eye]

How do you know?

[iseeyouflaming]

Let's just find Katara and fix your eye, okay?

[capthlock_rage]

That's not reassuring!

[iseeyouflaming]

You're not eye pregnant, Zuko.

[capthlock_rage]

PROVE IT!

[iseeyouflaming]

YOU CAN'T GET- look, there's the hospital, I bet Dr Faust is in, he can help us...

[capthlock_rage]

... that weird guy?

[iseeyouflaming]

Don't worry, I trust him.

[Sticks head into a room] Dr Faust?

[playingdoctor]

Wrong.

[iseeyouflaming]

[SUSPICIOUS LOOK]

Never mind-

[capthlock_rage]

Whatever. This guy is probably at least as good as someone with a bag over his head.

[iseeyouflaming]

...fine. Come on.

You're a doctor, right?

[playingdoctor]

Yeah, I'm a doctor. What's up?

[capthlock_rage]

[... how do I... explain a tragic eye-wanging accident...]



[with uncomfortable shifting and eye-rubbing, apparently]

[iseeyouflaming]

He...got some sort of acid burn, in his eye.

[playingdoctor]

An acid burn? Like what? Let me take a look.

[capthlock_rage]

[steps up, then]

... it was some kind of flying... pink thing.

[iseeyouflaming]

It's the left one. Something that eats at wood got. Squirted. In it.

[capthlock_rage]

... And then it told me I was pregnant.

[playingdoctor]

[examining Zuko's eye]

...Something that eats at wood? You're going to have to be more specific here if you want help. You flushed it right away, right--

...

Pregnant? In your eye?

[capthlock_rage]

It said I'd start showing within the hour.

[iseeyouflaming]

You can't get pregnant in your eye, Zuko.

...right, doc?

[playingdoctor]

Are you retarded? Of course you can't get pregnant in your eye. What the fuck would even get pregnant? Do you need me to pull out a chart of the eye's make-up? There's no eggs in there, moron. Even if some monster came in your eye, do you think you'd have a baby?

[iseeyouflaming]

Hey, don't talk to him like that!

[capthlock_rage]

Look, I know there are no eggs in there! I'm not a bird!