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[insert swooning here]

((OOC: catchall post for further Mary Sue fever threads! Mm, delicious self-indulgence. POST IS OPEN TO ANYONE))

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[iseeyouflaming]

DADDYYYYYYYY

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No!

[iseeyouflaming]

THE FIRE PRINCE CAN HAVE TWO DADDIIIIES

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YOU'RE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE!

[iseeyouflaming]

[RUFIO-DRAGON IS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER AND LOOOOMING OVER YOU]

DO NOT DENY ME, FATHERLORD ZUKO

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I'VE NEVER EVEN MET YOU!

[iseeyouflaming]

Deny me, and you deny this path...you deny that which lies dormant within you...Lays? Lies? Lies. LIES DORMANT WITHIN YOOOOOU!

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I can't take that path!

[iseeyouflaming]

You don't even know what path we're talking about!

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That doesn't matter!

[iseeyouflaming]

If the egg's shell does not break, the chick will die without being born. I am the chick; the egg is your heart. If the heart's shell does not break, I will die without being born. Break your heart's shell! For the sake of birthing meeeeeeee!

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... Why do I have to break my own heart?!

[iseeyouflaming]

No, your heart's shell.

YOU NEVER LISTEN, DADDY

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My heart is not a turtleduck!!

[iseeyouflaming]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURTLEDUCK IS

BECAUSE YOU WON'T GO DOWN MY PAAAAAAAAATH

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FINE, WHAT'S YOUR STUPID PATH?!

[iseeyouflaming]

YOU MUST FIND...THE ONE THEY CALL *~WANGALARIA~*

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. . .



No.

[iseeyouflaming]

*~WANGALARIA~* WILL BLESS YOU WITH WHAT YOU NEED~

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Absolutely not!

[iseeyouflaming]

You don't even know what you'll be blessed with! Why do you have to be so negative all the time?

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Last time I talked to that thing I got blessed in the EYE!

[iseeyouflaming]

Ewww, Daaaaad! Don't be gross.

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Don't backtalk me! You don't even exist!

[iseeyouflaming]

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LOVE ME ALREADY